Libertarians and other conservative extremists are flooding Washington D.C. this weekend for a conference, so naturally the Craigslist personals exploded with some interesting requests for the occasion. We decided to write one ourselves:
So. I spend so much time in rural Indiana, CPAC is my only outlet for this sort of thing.
What I’m looking for: you, a masculine Ayn Rand, me, the 47%. And I want you to slap me around hard.
Or … you could bust in my room, catch me trying to enroll in a healthcare market place/state exchange, and then punish me for it. Punish me good.
We can meet at the bar first, if you want. I will be wearing khakis and a navy blue blazer.